- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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