Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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