- Anti Joke

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch