- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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