A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

this website is a bad joke

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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