- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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