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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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