i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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