- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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