What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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