Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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