- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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