A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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