Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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