- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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