- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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