Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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