- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

deez nuts

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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