How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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