Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why so serious ?

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

The child was fired from his job.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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