- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Flowers are colors Love me

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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