why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Anti Joke

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