- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

knock knock who's there? faith

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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