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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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