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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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