How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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