Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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