- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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