- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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