How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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womans rights...

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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