What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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