- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

knock knock... ...no answer

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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