How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Skinny people fart less.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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