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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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