What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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