Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Peas

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

You idiot.

2 black kids walk into school

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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