- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

womens rights

What do we call Osama? Osama

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

like if your cool

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