- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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