- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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