Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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