What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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