Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Knock, Knock Come in

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Women's rights.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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