- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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