- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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