How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Guess what? I like trains.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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