- Anti Joke

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Screw it you write the joke.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.