CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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