- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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