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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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