Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Hello penis

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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