- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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