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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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