Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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