- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Grace Ackerson

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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