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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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