- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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