All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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