- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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