- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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