Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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