What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

You're welcome. On to the next house.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

What's just not right? Left

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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