- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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