- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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