- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Apple hates Blackberry.

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