- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

how much fish could a chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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