- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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