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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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