- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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