You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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You are joking right?

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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