- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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