How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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How old are you? 7

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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