What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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