Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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womens rights.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Why so serious ?

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This is an anti- joke

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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