What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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