the WNBA.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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A young baby died.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

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