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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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