- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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