- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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