A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Cripples are lame.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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