- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

A hill billy went fishing

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

woman's lacrosse

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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