- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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