- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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