What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What's 9+10? 19

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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