What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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bite me

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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