Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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