i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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bite me

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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