- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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