- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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