An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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