- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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