haha black people :D

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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