Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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