- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

My jeans

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

David Cameron

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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