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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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