- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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