- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Andoni was here

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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