- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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