- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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