What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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