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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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