Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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These Jokes suck.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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