- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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