How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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stinky boner

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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