- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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