Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Anti Joke

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