the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What is green and slow Grass.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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where's mom I killed her

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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