- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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