What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Small Penis.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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