- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

your skull would make a nice pen holder

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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