What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

penis. nuff said.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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