- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Error 37.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

my penis

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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