- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Poker? I barely even know her.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A seal walks into a club.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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