- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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