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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What do I hate? people

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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