do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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A pope meets another one

If you're happy and you know it get a life

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's half of 8? o

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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