- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Your Mom The End.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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