How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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