ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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How's the weather? Good.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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