- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Your Mom The End.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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