How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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