Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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A bar walks into a man... The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs. The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar. The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood. The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily. Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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