What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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