- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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