- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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