Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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