Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Please don't shoot me

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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