What's white and gluey Glue

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Women deserve equal rights.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Horse.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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