- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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