Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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womens rights.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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