How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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