What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

here's a joke... the american education society

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

No it doesnt..

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Christ is a conspiracy

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Women's Rights..

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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