- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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