- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Brain fart

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Why did the old man die? He was old.

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