what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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