What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

"Knock knock" Come in!

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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