What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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