Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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