Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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