Gay rights.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What's the new green? Green

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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