What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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hi jonny

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Anti Joke

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