- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

A lot eh?

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

womens rights.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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