How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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