- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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