- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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