- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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