- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Asians.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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