- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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