What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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