- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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