Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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silver bullet?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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