What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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