Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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dry handjob

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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jd and zach loves vigina

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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