- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

a black man walks out of popeyes

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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