Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Obama lin Baden.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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