- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

How did the black person die? Of old age

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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