- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

ever tried african food? they neither

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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