There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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