- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

SHUT UP JP

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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