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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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