- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Women outside of the kitchen.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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