- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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