OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Matthew Wyckoff

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Anti Joke

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