How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Anti Joke

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