- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

SHUT UP JP

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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