*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Maths.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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silver bullet?

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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