- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

An Asian with a big dick.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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