What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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