- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Are you gay. No. Ok.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

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