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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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