- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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