Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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