Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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