- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

knock knock go away

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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