What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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