- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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